A few musings...

I think Bruno said it best when he told Denise she had grabbed her tools and made good use of them. Indeed. We haven't seen dancing like that since Mary Jane's Last Dance.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdTYcnUBADw But the judges drank the Complicated Kool-Aid, so what can ya do.

Meanwhile, Holly had stepped it up and was slightly less awkward that Dr. Christmas, but the judges are obviously skeeved by the whole Hef thing and gave her fifty lashes with a sparkly noodle. Totally wasted on her. I could have a great time with a sparkly noodle.

Why is everyone Orange? I know we don't want uber pasty people wobbling about, but this is a color unknown to nature. The only creature this color is Ernie. Or Zoe. We watch to much damn Sesame Street over here.

Belinda Carlisle's last pose...nuff said.

I don't snark on the weak. So I can't snark on the Woz. I mean, I'm an 8 pound cat with a brain the size of a walnut and I could control myself better on the dance floor. But he's so smiley and looks like he's having the time of his life, even with a broken foot. Will he continue? Or will Geeky Bear lovers weep all over Christendom as he powers down?

Julianne Hough is so friggin perfect. If she hadn't farted on tv 2 years ago, I'd hate her. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpaN4mtN6ls But what are those pants? Are we continuing the general muppet theme? Big Bird on Acid? She's still smokin hot, even if she looks like she's wearing a lampshade that escaped from the Three's Company set.

The irony that Steve O is out because he landed on a mike pack is hysterical. The man can nail his nuts to a board and be just fine, ride in a shopping cart down the streets of San Francisco crashing into parked cars and walk away, only to be done in by ballroom dancing. Hy.Ster.I.Cal.

Shaun Johnson is the cutest Keebler Elf ever. Tonight she was a Keebler Carmen Miranda. And she was still so cute I wanted to just put her on a shelf with the miniatures.

My-Ry is so cute. Even better this week than last! But they are trying sooooooooooooooo hard to convince us that she is struggling, it doesn't come naturally. People please, this comes as easily to her as napping and purring come to me. Who cares though? She's hot, she's not wearing an aqua fishing net this week, and she shakes what her momma gave her better than anyone else. I think I speak for us all when I say, Jason Mesnick you are a huge douchenozzle.

Will Lil Kim's ass shrink during this season? Her nose keeps getting smaller and smaller but the booty? I think it has it's own orbit at this point. I can't look away, it's fascinating like a bug, or a laser pointer.

Can't wait for tomorrow! Who will go home?? I know who I'm voting for. Even I can text with the iPhone. One doesn't need opposable thumbs to use a touch screen. Paws work too, even better with painted claws.