It's hard to snark on such a sad week. Four little boys lost their mommies this week. I mean, more than that sadly, but in the public eye. Four boys will grow up without their mothers. And since this cat got a little brother that rocks my cat tree in a whole new sad way.We bid farewell to Natasha Richardson and Jade Goody this week. Natasha to the most random head wound ever and Jade to cervical cancer. So the lesson this week is ...wear a helmet and get a pap smear. I kid, but really be careful out there. And even if you are on the bunny slope for reals wear a helmet! It's a whole lot of shameful waste this week. So sad.
Something to make us smile.
Cutest Couple of the week Jake and Reese. Just cause. He's cute, she's cute. She even cutes that chin. Just. Cute.
In other news:
LeAnn Rimes hubby outted by cousin 'Pebbles'. I just don't know where to start! He's gay. Her name is Pebbles. He's so gay. If he's not gay...I'm not a cat. Mom forced us to watch some instyle crap show about their house and he did ten minutes on the candle light on the porch. Ten minutes on lighting and the advantage of sheer curtains. And he was like, 22 at the time. At 22 my dad was talking about Miss July and the advantages of sheer bikinis, he wouldn't have known a cut glass candle holder or how to light a patio for a dinner party if someone had paid him. Cause he's a dude. He's been married now for two years and knows the difference between ivory and ecru now but he certainly wouldn't admit it on tv while drinking a mimosa. He's more comfortable watching the game and drinking a Guinness. And he makes his living in the theatre!So yeah. Mr. Rimes C'est Gay. The biggest problem with this story is that for some friggin reason people still want to be bearded. Come out of the litter box kittens! If you're gay, be gay. It's cool yo. I promise, I talked to the Big Man Upstairs just the other day through the stove and he told me. It's cool.So, Little LeAnn cheated. Well, Quelle Surprise! What with a hubby who likes the boys a girls gotta get hers eventually! She's only 25 and married for 7 years. The seven year itch hit her like poison ivy. Too bad she set her sights on a married dude. Cause that ain't cool.
We're watching Twilight over here. Yeah I read the books. My friend Rach calls them a Literary Shame F*ck and she is so right. So much snarkable material here. He's 117 and she's 17. He is mean to her. He sneaks into her house, stalks her. Watches her sleep. He wants to kill and eat her. And pre-teen girls think this is the path of true love? Rhianna never stood a chance.
LeAnn Rimes hubby outted by cousin 'Pebbles'. I just don't know where to start! He's gay. Her name is Pebbles. He's so gay. If he's not gay...I'm not a cat. Mom forced us to watch some instyle crap show about their house and he did ten minutes on the candle light on the porch. Ten minutes on lighting and the advantage of sheer curtains. And he was like, 22 at the time. At 22 my dad was talking about Miss July and the advantages of sheer bikinis, he wouldn't have known a cut glass candle holder or how to light a patio for a dinner party if someone had paid him. Cause he's a dude. He's been married now for two years and knows the difference between ivory and ecru now but he certainly wouldn't admit it on tv while drinking a mimosa. He's more comfortable watching the game and drinking a Guinness. And he makes his living in the theatre!So yeah. Mr. Rimes C'est Gay. The biggest problem with this story is that for some friggin reason people still want to be bearded. Come out of the litter box kittens! If you're gay, be gay. It's cool yo. I promise, I talked to the Big Man Upstairs just the other day through the stove and he told me. It's cool.So, Little LeAnn cheated. Well, Quelle Surprise! What with a hubby who likes the boys a girls gotta get hers eventually! She's only 25 and married for 7 years. The seven year itch hit her like poison ivy. Too bad she set her sights on a married dude. Cause that ain't cool.
We're watching Twilight over here. Yeah I read the books. My friend Rach calls them a Literary Shame F*ck and she is so right. So much snarkable material here. He's 117 and she's 17. He is mean to her. He sneaks into her house, stalks her. Watches her sleep. He wants to kill and eat her. And pre-teen girls think this is the path of true love? Rhianna never stood a chance.
Sad week. Not too much snark. More soon!
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